angus seifried

A fucking monkey butthole who literally molests innocent children of his age with his very sexual glances towards them; as he sticks his pinky finger gently down their butthole they scream and it breaks his finger. He bites his lip as he strokes his penis saying: "I want that little boy for my van." It would've broken faster if he used his dick. His dick looks like a deformed child after being ruthlessly beaten with his chopsticks because that is the only way he won't crush his fucking tiny chode. He masturbates to child hentai and cries while he does it. His parents are fucking retarded and hope that spaghetti and pizza is the cure, he isn't fucking italian! Feed him some jewish boys and he'll be OK. He loves spaghetti so much; but he always FUCKING burns it, he could fucking burn milk with his cooking skills...

Literally thelegend72... The opposite of what you should be.

Girl: My mom says that there is a new boy coming to my school!
Boy: What's his name?
Girl: Angus Seifried.
Boy: If he wears a trench coat to school, run fast, run far. *Shoots himself*

by pussyslayer69*420 February 7, 2017

Dirty Angus

When you date a chick over a short period of time & end up having sex with her mom.

Yea, Chad was banging Stacy for a while. Heard he done a Dirty Angus on her & banged her mom.

by Jangalang95 June 9, 2020

Unus Annus

One year.
Remember death.
Momento Mori.
Soon it will all end.

Cherish the moments

Two weeks.

Death is inevitable. Unus annus. Momento Mori.

by SpikeyFrog November 2, 2020

Anoushka

Nice, smart, cute and very funny. She is the type of person that is very cool and has lots of friends. She is very smart the best in her class and always knows what to say. She is very pretty and is excellent at singing.

You are exactly like Anoushka!

by Anoushka Bharti June 8, 2017

antiskeptic

the coolest band in the world, based in melbourne, featuring andrew kitchen, sean daly and nick coppin. sometimes referred to as "skeppers". i could go on forever about them, but i won't. go to www.antiskeptic.com.au

"I saw skeppers last night, they rocked!"
OR
"Yeah, I heard Antiskeptic will be playing as well..."

by Claire May 5, 2004

Angus & Julia Stone

The best folk band to come out of Australia yet! With Angus Stone the megababe with facial hair and Julia the megababe without facial hair. They have graced the Earth with hits such as "Just A Boy," "Mango Tree" and "The Beast."

Yo, Angus & Julia Stone are the best artists to come out of Australia since ACDC!!!

by babelicious August 11, 2009

Antiscapegoat

A person who refuses to take the blame for other peoples mistakes.

You fucked up I will not cover for you. I am the Antiscapegoat not your bitch mother fucker.

by Antiscapegoat March 9, 2009