ahalsey

Ahalsey (also known as Halsey) is a creature that dwells in the La Combe section of Institute Le Rosey, Switzerland. It occupies the position of the head of the maths dept. and the one who tortures the brains of the maths higher '2010 class. According to the information given be the other inhabitants of the La Combe, ahalsey has a range interesting hobbies, such as entering the girls' rooms, when doing the 'coucher' without knocking on the doors and looking how they change before bedtime and also setting work at his maths class, that requires such knowledge to solve, that none of the class can not do it, as the material, that gives the knowledge to solve it was actually never covered by the class. At the maths classes ahalsey, doesn’t explain anything, it just writes notes on the board, skipping multiple steps, as it says that this is the part it does mentally, but still expects the students to follow it and understand what it is talking about and stupidly smiles when someone asks him to explain a step in the calculations, saying that it’s OK. Ahalsey also likes to set questions, that he can't solve himself, but expects his math class to give in the answers…

You can recognise an ahalsey by seeing an extremely ugly creature, looking like a human, always smiling and laughing when a student requests something, that is related to the work or marks in the maths class, wearing stupid ties and shirts that are wet under its armpits...

For the time of winter, ahalseys do not hibernate, but they move to the winter habitat in Gstaad, a very beautiful and popular area, which doesn't make them less annoying or dangerous.

It is absolutely vital for one to avoid any of the opportunities of encountering an ahalsey, or their mental health, IB grade or even life could be at risk.

The word ahalsey can be replaced by and is a synonym of the highly informative and descriptive word crat.

-Have you done the Ahalsey/Halsey's homework?

by His Imperial Cratness February 5, 2009

Analed

When your guitar goes up your ass

Hey you hear about Bryn?
No what happened?
He got analed.
Damn... that sucks.
We told him not to play guitar.
Yeah we di... wait what?

by Big.D.inc May 19, 2021

Analee

She’s the baddest bitch of them all, who doesn’t give a fuck about anyone else because she’s too bad to worry about anything or anyone. Her beauty sparks in every mans eye but can never seem to get her.

Guy 1: damn that bitch fine as hell

Guy 2: man you can’t get with Analee she’s the baddest bitch of them all.

by Baddieannie March 13, 2019

analsex

when one takes it up the ass

lets have crazy wild passionate analsex

by me August 12, 2003

analsex

Cleaning the chocolate chimney with an immense piece of fleshy equipment

Willie enyoys analsex

by Grigor September 21, 2005

Analsexuality

Analsexuality is when you’re not interested in any other sexual organ than the butthole. This kind of sexuality can more likely be found in younger people, due to their tolerance and acceptance of various sexualities.

Analsexuality can also be referred to the Anal Only Lifestyle.

A: I think I’m not interested in pussy sex anymore. But, I love to have it in my ass. Could it be I’m analsexual?

B: Yea, might be possible. And don’t worry, we don't judge you in any way. We’re proud that you told us about your Analsexuality.

by Analanal December 2, 2022

Analgeist

When you suddenly become aware that everyone you know is having anal sex, including you.

"So Mark and I were doing anal last night and––"
"Wait. You're into anal?"
"Yeah! I decided to give it another try!"
"Me too!"
"Me three!"
"Me four!"
"Whoa. It's in the analgeist."

by Little Walnut January 9, 2017