amateur porn

porn that looks like you filmed yourself and your girlfriend fucking

"ah dude, i saw jasons' amateur porn, his girlfriend is so hot. i am glad i didnt see much of him though..."

by suckatwork November 13, 2007

Amateurity

A psychological condition widely contracted by new musicians on MySpace, with the "artist" believing that the adulation they receive on their page (from family, friends, and lonely people, and common for anyone who posts anything resembling noise on MySpace), having determined that they now have "arrived" or have "made-it."

Amateurity symptons include: (1) The artist referring to anyone who stumbles on their page as their "fan"; (2) The artist posting a blog that says "I'm sorry I haven't been able to get back to all of you as I've been so busy (selling out stadiums and signing autographs, no doubt); (3) The artist referring to their page, written boldly across the top, as "The Official" Brittany Fartkowski Page (Is this the real Brittany Fartkowski or a different one?).

by Enough Blubba August 10, 2009

ambatubus

When you are about to bust a nut

Ohmaygot ambatubus

by Ambatubus April 14, 2023

work on a meat puzzle

to "work on a meat puzzle" would be to make the pieces fit and have sex. nothing more, nothing less.

"Hey girl, you wanna go work on a meat puzzle back at my place?"

by Danger_Rick May 13, 2010

amateur gynecologist

term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...

While in college,though not in pre-med,Paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist.

by sheila in the car January 23, 2010

ambatukam

an inspiring man by the name of dreamybullxxx who fingers his penis and screams “AMBATUKAM OHHHHHH” some people want to cut his dick off to keep it as a trophy. He gets hard when looking at hentai.

Dreamybullxxx: ambatukam ohhhhhhhhhh

viewers: time to turn this cum blaster into a meme

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

ambatufakinat

A common expression of sadness and mourning. Commonly used at funerals to mourn the death of a war veteran (as a group)

David: "We have gathered this evening the mourn the death of Dreamybull"
Johnson: "Before we lower the casket, can we get one last 'ambatufakinat'"
Everyone: *sobbing* "AMBATUFAKINAAAAAAT"

by nlikdz September 18, 2023