„I was planning a birthday party but I alzheimered sending out the invites.“
„My mom has dementia and she alzheimered my wife‘s name.“
„My mom has dementia and she alzheimered my wife‘s name.“
by SwissNationalist March 12, 2025
Get the alzheimermug. by scarascumbag February 18, 2022
Get the alzheimermug. Person "What was I here for again?"
Person 2 "Did you get a Semi-Alzheimer again?"
Person "Who th- wait, what do you mean again?"
Person 2 "Silly you"
Person "How did you get in? There are 50 security measures"
Person 2 "No one can keep me out Jim"
Person 2 "Did you get a Semi-Alzheimer again?"
Person "Who th- wait, what do you mean again?"
Person 2 "Silly you"
Person "How did you get in? There are 50 security measures"
Person 2 "No one can keep me out Jim"
by Sir_Shell May 23, 2020
Get the Semi-Alzheimermug. The crap that happens with your body right when you decide that you are a gifted athlete. Your muscles decides you should have stuck with high school chess.
I crushed my drive on the 17th hole and had 75 yards to the pin. On the 18th hole, driver in hand..my buddies remind me of muscle memory man, muscle memory. I shank that drive right into the lake. I have a serious case of muscle Alzheimer’s.
by Yaks_man March 9, 2025
Get the Muscle Alzheimer’smug. Alzheimic - having characteristics of Alzheimer's Disease.
An Alzheimic civilization tends to not be aware that it is degrading in its Grand Narrative as a country, a region, a culture until it is supplanted by a successor.
by Deafdrummer June 3, 2021
Get the Alzheimicmug. Alzheimer's
There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary
There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary
There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary
There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary
There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary
There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary
by Wahhfff September 2, 2022
Get the Alzheimer'smug. M1: You are wearin' your alzheimers today you forgetful motherfu**er.
Weren't you in that same stupid lookin shirt yesterday?
M2: yeah - Im just too broke to do laundry right now.
Weren't you in that same stupid lookin shirt yesterday?
M2: yeah - Im just too broke to do laundry right now.
by Jbt003 January 29, 2009
Get the Wearin' your alzheimersmug.