Almond Steamer

When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.

Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.

by stupid sexy flanders June 12, 2018

Almond tofu

The only food xiao likes

Xiao: almond tofu is the only food one can digest

by Fried salmon February 20, 2021

Almond God

A person who stands above everyone and does not seek pleasure of any woman or man

Mark doesn’t touch woman because he’s the Almond God

by Umadetypo May 12, 2021

Almond Cookie

Dilf Cookie

Who’s almond cookie
Dilf cookie.

by Todee October 2, 2021

almond milk girl

the one quiet girl who's only topic is being a vegan. wears glasses and probly has some sort of pearl necklace. at lunch she gets water and whines about the milk. has almond milk stored in her fridge and bitches at people to eat healthier. probly does her homework.

Guy 1: That fucking almond milk girl is complaining at Lunch again.
Guy 2: I just want to shove skim milk down her throat.

by flowershops March 30, 2020

Almond Cookie

almond cookie is an """"epic"""" support cookie who needs to die and drown himself, and leave creampuff and latte, those 2 girlbosses alone

"ily Almond Cookie!!" "kys"

by Almondcookieslander March 15, 2022

Almond Joy

A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"

His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!

by Joni Simpson November 12, 2003