by Umadetypo May 12, 2021
Get the Almond Godmug. 
almond cookie is an """"epic"""" support cookie who needs to die and drown himself, and leave creampuff and latte, those 2 girlbosses alone
by Almondcookieslander March 15, 2022
Get the Almond Cookiemug. A sexual move perfected by Tibetan Monks at the turn of the century. The almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.
The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.
You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."
The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.
You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."
That chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the Sloppy Almond. Instead I slipped her the Filthy Cashew.
by Mc Lovin' November 1, 2007
Get the Sloppy Almondmug. by Joni Simpson November 12, 2003
Get the Almond Joymug. The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.
Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.
by JewishHiter526 February 18, 2020
Get the almond milkmug. "Man, where does almond milk even come from? Almonds ain't got no tiddies."
"Check out Almond Titties, bro. Them almonds are thicccccc."
"Check out Almond Titties, bro. Them almonds are thicccccc."
by unexplainedgore February 1, 2017
Get the Almond Tittiesmug.