A person who stands above everyone and does not seek pleasure of any woman or man
Mark doesn’t touch woman because he’s the Almond God
by Umadetypo May 13, 2021
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almond cookie is an """"epic"""" support cookie who needs to die and drown himself, and leave creampuff and latte, those 2 girlbosses alone
"ily Almond Cookie!!" "kys"
by Almondcookieslander March 15, 2022
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A sexual move perfected by Tibetan Monks at the turn of the century. The almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.

The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.

You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."
That chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the Sloppy Almond. Instead I slipped her the Filthy Cashew.
by Mc Lovin' October 16, 2007
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A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"
His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!
by Joni Simpson November 12, 2003
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The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.
Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.
by JewishHiter526 February 18, 2020
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Someone who thinks the names of SARS-CoV-2 variants represent media control because the person's brain has demonical rot (the person also speaks the moron dialect)
Person: If you rearrange "DELTA OMICRON", you get "MEDIA CONTROL"!
Normal guy: Go to Snopes.com and stop being an erotic almond.
by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap December 29, 2022
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