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Alistair

Alistair is the best boy ever he’s very caring, nice, handsome, sexy, tall, smart but to lazy to try half the time, gorgeous, cute when he needs to be, natural leader, sporty, loyal, honest, confident, has lots of dreams and lots more.
Alistair is also the best person you’ll ever meet he can either be your best friend or your enemy and you know which one you want to be because if your not fiends you’ll lose him forever which you’ll regret because when you need him he won’t be there.
Alistair is also a massive laddies man he can pull almost anyone if he’s attracted to them and if he wants them they all love him aswell, he won’t waste anytime on anyone who drags him down.
A bonus to an Alistair is that they have a very incredibly sized schlong and they know how to work that thing in bed believe me I know from first hand experience or just any sexual things they know how to do perfectly.
Overall Alistair is really a STAR person that everyone should love.
1.Is that Alistair he’s sooo attractive I really want his number
by First hand experience1# November 23, 2021
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Alistair

Alistair is just an amazing guy he brightens up ur childhood and is just really fun to be around he usually has short black hair and amazing black or brown eyes he gets all the girls an is really handsome Alistair is also really smart and probably smarter then most he’s also amazing at all sports and has brilliant fitness
Alistair is leng still I need him.

Did u see that guy I bet u his name is Alistair.

Yoo this Alistair guy is funny!
by ThisKidSick August 23, 2020
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Alistair

Named derived from Alexander. Usually works in finance and loves sports. Great fun but can be grumpy when work gets busy.
yo that Alistair is great fun
by Frecnh express June 30, 2020
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Alistair

Alistair has a weird hair style, wears white suburban clothing, and has a terrible taste in movies. His personality revolves around being a simp
Alistair is such a simp for that girl!
by moodyboy March 15, 2022
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Alistair Moment

Being either extremely stubborn, or extremely tired
It's 19:00 and he is still asleep, Alistair Moment.
by Cosmic_King_ December 27, 2023
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Faraseo Alistair

is a gender neutral name that generally means, loyalty, consistency, sincerity, and maturity. Those who carry thy name possess great ability of correct and proper judgments. Faraseo's are good planners, straightforward and honest people, and have a clear goal in their minds. They're not great pretenders for they tend to spill what's in their mind, may it be judgment or compliment for a person. Faraseo Alistair's are very difficult to get along with at the beginning but if you get to know them, you'll probably be thanking all the Gods for having such a great and reliable friend/partner. But, be aware of their silence, because it's terrifyingly deadly.
Our new schoolmate, Faraseo Alistair, is a loner because everyone seems to get very afraid od her.

Faraseo Alistair glared at me, I felt like I just died right at that moment.
by deathbya1000cuts June 8, 2021
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Alistair

This person is just too amazing for words. Alistair is above all, the best friend you could ever have. He is kind, the funniest person in the room, and an extremely talented artist. The second you need a friend or have something you are wanting, they are the first to do all he can to help! This person may require some extra reassurance or care because he may have had many past experiences that still affect him today. But if you are to be kind and loving to Alistair, he is sure to be an even better friend back! Cherish this person, for they deserve the world. Alistair is needed and makes everyday better by just being him. But be aware, if you hurt Alistair, his many friends will destroy you with all the power they can. Don't underestimate him either. Alistair can surprise you with how intelligent and artistic he is. Don't take these for granted. If you befriend an Alistair, take care of them like a porcelain doll.
We are going to take some chocolate chip cookies to Alistair!
by XinlovewithlenaX November 21, 2021
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