Alison

someone who shows no emotion what so ever. they are a mindless robot who is trained not to smile.

nope, shes an Alison.

by lllllllllllllaaaaaahhhhhhppppp March 18, 2011

Alison

A slutty cunt who will do anything to get fucked.

Alison is a slut!

by BBCc123 August 28, 2013

Alison

That girl who always ruins your life. She does things for attention, bullies people, and tries to act cool even though she isn't. She says people their horrible just because their poor. Alison is a big fat bitch.

Me: Look it's ALISON
Friend 1: Slap your thigh if you hate her
Everyone: *SLAPS THIGHS*

by kkclovesu November 21, 2019

Alison

The name of a beautiful quiet girl but usually doesn’t have a lot of self esteem. Her parents are usually strict and she usually dates a Tyler, usually the cutest couple

Friend: OMG look it’s your girlfriend Alison

Boy(Tyler)- I know she’s so hottt

by Manbun21 November 9, 2019

Alison

Alison is a person who doesn't think of anyone but herself. She's so selfish. She thinks she's all that, but really she's a no-good bitch. Watch out for Alison, because while you may think she's the best at first, no doubt she'll blindside you, the ho.

Alison: Hey guys!
You: Hey! Can we be friends?
Alison: Yeah, you're awesome!

Two days later

Alison: You know... I don't like you anymore. Even though you took me to New York, I decided I don't like you, and don't even TRY to talk to me about it.
You: But-
Alison: BITCH

by Jenna sssss September 6, 2019

Alison

A Karen who patrols social media inserting her self important comments on every post. A self righteous busybody.

Ugh, I thought Karens were bad, I just had an Alison invade my post!

by Bulldog4me May 1, 2020

Alison

Alison is always alone and never has a guy. All her friends take friends away from her and is ALWAYS alone. You should text an Alison right now. She’ll need it.

Is that alison?
Yah, it’s her first time leaving the house in a while!

by and i mack July 9, 2018