Similar to an "Amber Alert" but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succumbed to the inevitable grip of senility. They can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence.
Someone should really check to see if there is a Elmer Alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom Prius for 6 hours.
by BallsDeep2010 February 25, 2010

Old man: "Damn i used the maple syrup again honey i need to call Lube alert"
Lube man: "hello sir how can i help you?"
Old man: "help lube alert im stuck and i can't pull out!"
Lube man: "hello sir how can i help you?"
Old man: "help lube alert im stuck and i can't pull out!"
by Abtou April 13, 2009

A way of warning people that a retard is present in the vicinity. Can be either verbal or typed. Used primarily on forums when someone says something so incredibly ignorant or stupid, you simply cannot believe it.
Noob: THE GP2X IS BETTER THAN THE PANDORA
forum member: ...The Pandora isn't even out yet......
another member: Oh god, RETARD ALERT!
forum member: ...The Pandora isn't even out yet......
another member: Oh god, RETARD ALERT!
by DCGM June 04, 2008

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by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008

When someone has the ideal that the violence in the world comes from violence in video games. This term also applies for movies, TV and music.
by Sone Dude July 03, 2009

by austyfraz010 October 14, 2017
