It's my opinion all right, and it's not any more or less valid than anyone else's opinion. If you think it isn't, then you're a Fascist Nazi asshole!
by inuyasharocks March 01, 2005
by 8-Bit Mario February 27, 2005
"My girlfriend is one hell of an alchemist. She made me cum more than I've ever did before."
"What?"
"Haven't you heard? 'The bigger the explosion, the better the alchemist.'"
"What?"
"Haven't you heard? 'The bigger the explosion, the better the alchemist.'"
by JonJae October 10, 2018
reverse alchemist: (n). someone who can take a most valuable or beautiful situation a turn it into total shit or chaos.
Donald Trump claims he is a multi billionaire. Several of his businesses went bankrupt. he is a reverse alchemist.
by boggler September 22, 2022
The pokemon style evolution of a douchebag mixologist who considers himself a hipster wizard whose only trick is turning the money in your wallet into complete dissapointment
Q: would you like to be served by our level 6 Cocktail Alchemist ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?
by Notabeardedvillian December 10, 2021
everyone: who's alch?
me: a person who's bad at Valorant and a kid think he's funny even though he's trash.
me: a person who's bad at Valorant and a kid think he's funny even though he's trash.
by lolololololololololoalolol March 01, 2022
A person who likes valorant and shares his clip but isn't even good at the game nor is the clip worth watching
Oh its an Alchemist#7425
by lolololololololololoalolol March 01, 2022