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Alesta

A short, pretty-eyed, brunette girl who is more than anyone knows. Shes the most badass person you'll ever meet and doesn't take shit from anyone!
My tinder date was not what I was expecting at all! She was extremely badass! A true Alesta!
by mariiilynn July 30, 2017
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Ancestry Outed

When family secrets get exposed after using an at home DNA kit.
"Hey man, just found out that I got a half- brother in California. Looks like dad was messing around."

"Yea looks like he got Ancestry Outed"
by Bluestang65 December 13, 2019
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Alestin

Alestin is uncommon, passionate, courageous, and philosophical. She is the sort of girl who is not afraid to tell her opinions, which can get her into trouble sometimes. Alestin is also particularly adventurous. She likes going on hikes through the forest and climbing tall trees. She also feels inclined to music and drawing. She can also be a tad bit mean if you are aggravating her. Alestin is also pretty short and athletic, but besides that, she is enchanting. If you ever happen to stumble upon an Alestin, be prepared for anything!
Wait, you encountered Alestin? I heard she is the best companion everybody desires to have!
by SwissCheesh December 10, 2021
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Your Ancestor Molester

The biggest "ur" comeback of them all. Once you say this, you automatically won. There is no way they can't comeback.
Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: ur granny tranny
Guy 2: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 1: ur family tree LGBT
Guy 2: Your ancestor molester

Guy 1 then proceeds to get the life sucked out of him and loses this argument.
by ResponsiblyConfused May 20, 2018
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ur ancestors incestors

"the forbiden comeback" its even worse than Ur granny tranny, ur grandpa a trap and Ur family tree LGBT all at the same time, given to an ancient civilization to end wars between tribes and instantly desintegrate them but it was too powerfull so they had to seal it down in ancient ruins to keep it away from evil hands till this very day
billy: hey tom ur mom gay
tom: well, ur dad a lesbian
billy: huh, good one but ur granny tranny
tom: i dont want this be like this so UR GRANDPA TRAP
billy: you're good but Ur family tree LGBT
tom: *fire comes out of he's eyes looking at Billy* UR ANCESTORS INCESTORS!!!!!!!!
billy: instantly he desintegrates into nothingness and its not even woth limbo and wonders into pitch black abys where he melts for eternity
by galamoth May 23, 2018
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Alabama Ancestry

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama
William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!
by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018
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All your ancestors child molestors

This is the cruelest thing you could say to someone. No matter how lightly you saw it, Jesus will come back and shred the soul of your victim.
(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)
by 7CrunchyNuggets May 22, 2018
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