a digusting human with no morals or values (usually)
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.
Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.
Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's
Person 1: Ew it's Alberto, he's gross and fat
Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.
Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.
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It is a person who is able to reach the sky for two reasons, he is two meters tall and because he is a pilot.
Me on a shiny day on the top of a mountain:
Mum on the Phone: Take pictures of the beautiful view.
Me: What view? I just see Alberto with an straw hat -_-
Mum on the Phone: Take pictures of the beautiful view.
Me: What view? I just see Alberto with an straw hat -_-
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Get the Alberto mug.The love of my life. He is kind but quick-witted. He is often quiet, but it never stops him from being a bright and loving presence whom I constantly look forward to seeing. In fact, it only adds to his charm as he never overwhelms me and always brings a sense of calm to my life of anxiety. He is beautiful and handsome to look at. I see his face and feel lucky. He is a one-in-a-million kind of guy. Once he becomes a part of your life, nothing will ever be the same.
I love Alberto.
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