Guy 1: Damn bro whys there shit all over the toilet seat and the floor
Guy 2: I saw Alberto walk out of here
Guy 1: Ah snm
Guy 2: I saw Alberto walk out of here
Guy 1: Ah snm
by Noadjan February 13, 2020
annoying nerd, glasses, short, weak, always loses at arm wrestling. what people would describe a ¨boomer¨
by wedontgafaboutthatbitch November 11, 2019
a digusting human with no morals or values (usually)
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.
Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.
Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's
Person 1: Ew it's Alberto, he's gross and fat
Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.
Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.
by starkiiies July 26, 2017
A 24 hour fast food Mexican restaurant that is gas.
Offering free horchata on Tuesdays (the same day the club goes up)
Offering free horchata on Tuesdays (the same day the club goes up)
by Dr t June 27, 2020
my cousin, alberto, mexican/asain is so0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 hyper because of too much sugar!
by rachel... July 11, 2008
To be the fucking boss
by Juatma555 December 8, 2017
a certain individual, particulary of Mexican descent, who enjoys "borrowing" military/ government issued gear and selling it for his own profit. The certain items an Alberto prefers, cost anywhere from a few dollars to thousands of dollars. Generally an Alberto wont risk "borrowing" an item if the paper stacks ain't right(alot of money). An Alberto doesnt necessarily have to be in the military. He/she could acquire the item from a contact.
Jose: "Pablo, hey have you seen those brand new radios. Our Lieutenant is gonna go crazy when he hears about them!"
Pablo: "Yea S.A. those radios are tight homes. I am seriously thinking about Alberto'n em'. You think anybody will notice?
Jose: "Pablo! Are you kidding me homes?"
Pablo: "What homes? C'mon you know I'm Mexican. Its in my blood!"
Jose: True! I know I'm Mexican too. I dont mind of you pull a Alberto, just give me half. OK S.A.?
Pablo: "Yea S.A. those radios are tight homes. I am seriously thinking about Alberto'n em'. You think anybody will notice?
Jose: "Pablo! Are you kidding me homes?"
Pablo: "What homes? C'mon you know I'm Mexican. Its in my blood!"
Jose: True! I know I'm Mexican too. I dont mind of you pull a Alberto, just give me half. OK S.A.?
by H MOney Bags A.k.A. Ladies Holla August 4, 2006