Albertisms

When someone corrects you on anything that has to do with music or else they will implode

Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"

It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"

by Mossy Swordsman December 9, 2013

Albertina

A brown haired and brown eyed girl who is a wanna-be.
She is the type of person that pretends to be your friend then will go behind your back and tell everyone your secrets (most likely to be BS) just to try and be popular because she is a self-centered bitch who only gives a shit about herself and wil never succede in life.

Fuck! Albertina's making up rumors again!
Wow she's such a bitch!

by carma's a bitch June 10, 2010

Albertican

A citizen in the city of Albertica, which is ruled by platypi. Alberticans are purple and Ninja in origin.

Alberticans have been ruled by the Jell-O fist of their counsel for eons!

by Albertican Counsel Member January 16, 2010

alberting

The act of shooting a friend on your porch with a .357 revolver. And/Or the act of killing a friend on a FPS such as Call Of Duty or Halo.

WTF! Stop alberting me!

by flaminmane1620 October 6, 2010

alberni

sexy spanish bitches, of whom, used to be pirates

'oh look it's an alberni'
'dayum they so hot'

by rawrrawrrararawr December 26, 2011

Alberting

Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.

Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.

by Not Albert April 30, 2015

albertino

A bleachy dude who likes cheese and thinks he's sexy.

Damn, are you bleach because I would definitely drink you up, Albertino!

by joshisnotdun November 29, 2016