In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.
by AlabamaBaby April 24, 2020
An action where one heats a hot pocket for about 30 seconds and then sticks their dick in the hot pocket pocket for a nice and smooth sensation.
by mastersweg May 28, 2015
That alabama hot pocket was delicious.
by buckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuck May 22, 2016
Charles- hey did you give you mom the Alabama hot pocket last night
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her
by Mrcheesyweiner January 08, 2021
a hot pocket from Alabama
by hunte and zahra April 06, 2016
Rick: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.
by Brandonhasatinypipi September 24, 2019
by ïïï March 11, 2019