dairy aisle

The area of a womans body where the nice round firm breast come together; Cleavage

Check out the dairy aisle on her!

by Steven Collins September 20, 2006

aisle dusting

Passing gas in a store aisle and walking away. Then watching people linger through it.

My husbands favorite pass time is "aisle dusting" strangers in the local wal mart.

by slippery beaver April 29, 2010

Aisle Mine

Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.

For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.

Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"

by woofbarkdonkey December 17, 2008

aisle of progress

Unlike disney worlds carousel of progress this is an aisle at a company where all the latest development is supposed to happen but instead it sits empty. The shock and dismay of managers faces are always visible when they look into the aisle of progress. "WHERE IS EVERYONE? DON'T THEY KNOW THIS IS THE COMPANIES MOST IMPORTANT PROJECT?"

pad:Have you seen stinky feet?
commando: Yeah hes over in the aisle of progress.
pad:I checked, nobody is there.
commando: std

by 1337c0d3d00d October 5, 2020

meat aisle

Slang term for anus, implying it has been overused in vigorous sexual activity.

How did you pull up after last night? Well, I took Tobin home, now my arse feels like the meat aisle in Tesco.

by Nicko402boyz January 26, 2017

Aisle 16

Seb is a bad manager

‘He’s being a real aisle 16 ain’t he?’

‘I wish he didn’t manage the store.’

by Heidicnw suriwkxc August 26, 2020

Aisle 9

The point where a person has a great loss of mental and motor skills due to consuming copious amounts of drugs. Aisle 9 is the place where feral folk reside.

"I am so fucked up," says Hi-Meh. Temmy resoundingly concurred and stated, "Aisle 9 has arrived!!" To which Hi-Meh replied, "I'm fucking rollin'. But that's to be expected when we are on day 2 listening to Victor Calderone and you SNOML'd the shit outta me."

by Hi-Meh April 9, 2012