agnes irwin

A Main Line private school full of hott girls. usually rich kids go..brother school is haverford

pshhh that girl goes to agnes irwin. the upper schoolers there are so damn hot.peace out napoleon

by anonymous December 23, 2004

Agnes McPhail

(verb) To hurl someone over one's shoulder and through a brick wall, and then high-five an old person in celebration.

Man, that guy pisses me off so much, I'm going to go Agnes McPhail him right now.

by Mr. Mercutio May 29, 2009

anEsexual

Only attracted to Anime or fictional characters.

Person 1: Have you watched The Future Diary?
Person 2: Hell Yeah. Yuno Gasai is the reason I’m anEsexual.

by CrimsonTrigon January 13, 2019

Mary-Agnes

Mary-Agnes' are always the sweet girls of the group. Coined to be named just 'Mary'. Mary-Agnes' are always welcoming to newcomers and can not stand to be hated. Beautiful and stunning, Mary-Agnes' will usually act shy at large gatherings, but will then soon liven up any party. Known to strangers as 'innocent'. Mary-Agnes' are usually short, but that adds to their fantastic character. They feel most comfortable in the presence of their closest friends. Loved by everyone. Best friend's with Bianca's.

Girl 1: Who was THAT?!
Girl 2: Probably another Mary-Agnes.
Girl 1: Damn. So jealous.

by March. January 22, 2012

Agnes Irwin Girl

They have blonde hair (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) and pearls attached to their neck and ears. They fully understand the importance of kilt hemming. They're more likely than not to develop crushes on history teachers, and are still not used to seeing guys in jeans. Even though they're probably not Jewish, they have an impressive repertoire of Jewish songs thanks to a certain music teacher. Special skills they might possess would include: Maypole dancing, superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white button down shirt, collar up.

Omg, Wigs is such a muffin!

by anonymous February 27, 2005

Bull on agnes

girl who takes it twice in one night from two different fellas but thinks its the same lad silly bitch

Shes fit , jays i would, BULL ON AGNES!!

by BigFatPig May 10, 2010

agnes irwin

Definition of an Agnes Irwin girl: Wearing cashmere sweaters, Gucci sunglasses, and Tiffanys galore, these Philadelphian socialits take pride in their top notch prepatory education, the Agnes Irwin School. Arriving in BMWs, Audis, or Land Rovers, these blondes (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) not only know how to calculate daddy's trust fund, but also their 1300> SAT score. Special skills include superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white buttondown shirt, collar up. When not applying to the top universities in the country, these AIS ladies may be spotted at parties with an Ivy League bound hunk, while taking shots of expensive liquor from their families wine cellars. Ultimately defined as one of beauty, wealth, and brains, an AIS girl will carry on the tradition of charming you with her classy styles and grace.

"Sometimes Irwins makes me want to run myself into a wall"

by class of 2005 February 12, 2005