The Ben Affleck

When you grab a man by his Adam's Apple and cock block his throat.

This was a faux pas by a friend at work who meant to say grab him by his Adam's apple and throat punch him.

Celebrities piss me off so much I want to grab them by their Adam's apple and cock block their throat. The Ben Affleck!

by Mes74767 November 12, 2020

The Ben Affleck

When you engage in sexual intercourse with someone and then shoot them in the back of the head
(Note)The move was invented by Ben Affleck back in 1984
(Note)+This is Ben Affleck's favorite sex move
(Note)++The Ben Affleck is fatal in almost all recorded cases
(Note)+++It was first used by Ben Affleck on Matt Damon

After me and my bros played Halo we went to a bar, got wasted, picked up some girls and we all gave them The Ben Affleck. All in all it was a pleasent evening.

by Phillip Wilcher February 29, 2008

Affleck

Being most whipped, possibly in all the land

Once I saw that dude bring his bitch to ball with his boys, it was then that I knew he's Afflecked for life, jigger

by --Kev April 21, 2004

Affleck

ruin/upset/mess up see also screwed

oh no i afflecked myself by marrying a publicity seeking fat assed ho'. this marriage wont last a year..

by john August 21, 2003

aflex

1. Alex Mack's alter ego, he's strong and handsome and smart, the opposite of Alex Mack because Alex is weak, ugly, and dumb due to drugs.

I fell in love with aflex, he's perfect

by Alex M. December 3, 2003

ben affleck syndrome

When you trust a popular person without any responsibility more than a person in authority. Coined in an article from Forbes where a Reader's Digest poll found that actors ranked higher than politicians in terms of trust.

Kids today have Ben Affleck syndrome. They trust Justin Bieber more than their teachers.

by dipiddy May 17, 2013

Affle Waffle

slang for Waffle House

Affle Waffle gave me the squirts.

by Ryannie November 18, 2009