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Going to see a man about a dog

An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.
"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."
by Alexandra July 29, 2004
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than a dog

My redneck father uses this alot. It is used to say something is more extreme than normal.
Man your skinnier than a dog you better eat that steak boy .
by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019
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stomach like a dog

n.-adj.
To possess the ability to consume food that would make most other people sick, or at least make them want to throw up just thinking about eating whatever it is. Based off the fact that dogs can eat just about ANYTHING, including rotting meat, without getting sick.
"Wow, you're eating Lee's Chicken? You must have a stomach like a dog!"
by Koby_Fish March 23, 2008
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you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
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a dog in a bathtub

attempting to fit both your balls and cock inside of a womans vagina. it is called this because it is harder than trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.
christina was so loose that i totally pulled a dog in a bathtub on her!
by carrionshine211 May 22, 2008
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fuck a dog

Just like it says. A division of beastility that involves sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being.
Animal Porn slut: "I'm ready to go on camera and fuck a dog."
by Suck My Dick May 13, 2005
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Happier than a dog with two dicks

One really-really happy person.

Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.
That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.
by Bubba Bill January 8, 2010
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