update addiction

A debilitating psychological condition which affects computer users everywhere. Update addiction has to do with the excessive downloading of software updates and should not be confused with an Updating Whore. You are likely an update addict if...

You click "Software Update..." (on Mac) or "Windows Update" (on Windows) more than three times a day.

You cannot resist buying the latest version of software or operating system -- even if you don't need, want, or even care to know about the new features.

You click "Check for updates" every time you run a program.

You stay up late watching the progress bar to make sure your latest update "really updated."

You get frustrated by stable software because it doesn't require updates every other day. So you always choose beta or nightly builds to ensure that you can download a maximum number of updates.

Dude: Dang! I just clicked Software Update, and it didn't find anything to update. What am I going to do???

Chick: (rolls eyes) Dunno man. Click it again?

Dude: Ok.

Chick: You need help. You have update addiction.

Dude: Ok, but before I go to the clinic, I need to go buy XYZSoft5. I only have XYZSoft4.

by jacopaco August 19, 2010

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Sims Addiction

When a person is addicted to The Sims and cannot stops playing

Jon has a Sims Addiction.

by jonyoungfan December 29, 2009

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Nicotine Addiction

A hit anti drug rap made by the famous rapper Logpog. Used to refrence the epidemic of vaping

Yo man, you hear NICOTINE ADDICTION yet?

by MrTrueFactTeller October 11, 2019

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Addisyn

The funnest person to be around, knows alot of the latest gossip and drama, and is normally pulled into it. Very, very aesthetic and loves tiny animals and Alice in Wonderland. Is really pretty when she doesn't try, and has really beautiful, healthy hair. Is also extremely smart and probably could be a model.

(Two friends walk out of cafe with cups of coffee}

Hey, you know that girl, Addisyn? *Takes sip*

Yeah, what about her?

She is soooo aesthetic and is rrreeeaaly pretty, don't you think?

Ooooh yeah, *takes a sip* hold this , let me go talk to her.

by tinycatsdancingonwater December 27, 2017

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Addisyn

A brown haired girl that normally tends to wear hoodies. She comes off as quiet and polite at first, but as you get to know her, her personality will spark to life. She is extremely clingy, and gets jealous quite easily, but she is an extremely likable person. She can be a bit confusing at times, though. One day she'll be quiet, kind, and sleepy. The next day...a hyper ball of energy. Sometimes she's okay with talking to others, and sometimes she gets shy. Its always hard to tell, but every day with her is a good one. She has many friends, and is obsessed with multiple series, like Harry Potter, Warrior Cats, Percy Jackson, Wings of Fire, Hamilton, etc. Despite being semi-popular, and having a bunch of friends, she normally doesn't like hanging around girls who could be considered popular. Oh, yeah, and shes stubborn.

"She's such an Addisyn!"
"She's as clingy as an Addisyn."

by Saturns_Rings February 12, 2019

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