Aucoustic

When your child was born too premature and is extremely aw-coustic.

But what if your child was born aucoustic

by ShawnTheSheep2938 May 10, 2017

atoustic

A meme, which is the mispronunciation of "acoustic" (while in itself is a mispronunciation of autistic). Used when someone does something extremely annoying and stupid.

Dude, your honestly so atoustic.

by Explosiveman January 13, 2018

Acoutistic

The combination of acoustic and autistic.

Retard 1: acoutistic covers bro
Retard 2: autistic covers are better--
Retard 1: acoutistic is autistic and acoustic combined, fucking retard

by retardpatrol September 14, 2018

acoustic masturbation

The act of sexually pleasing oneself without the use of an electric powered device such as a vibrator.

After visiting the adult toy store, Jill resolved to do less acoustic masturbation in the coming year.

by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016

Acostic

Irreverent , nasty , disrespectful, selfish, unkind, dangerously lacking in situational awareness. One who puts forth a false narrative to make themselves appear relevant. Willing to put others in harm's way to support their selfish agenda.

"The reporter was simply acostic during his interview with the president"

by Esoteriquemoi June 16, 2018

acoustic razor

a conventional razor, as opposed to an electric razor

Feck, my Norelco is busted - gotta use an acoustic razor.

by Slumdog January 18, 2009

Acoustic Hangover

Realization the next morning after producing a piece of music while high and/or drunk that the music sonically isn't dope as fuck, but rather shit.

Yo Bro, last night's session I thought we sounded like 'Chris Lake' but woke up this morning with a serious acoustic hangover as our track sounded more like 'Nickelback'.

by redux saints March 3, 2021