Augest 23

August 23 is the day a special Knight was born. It is also the day a new king was chosen to run his kingdom. On this day, Prince Evan was born, and brought into this world to bring peace.

"My son was born on Augest 23 and was blessed by the Prince."

by Adem Wicken November 25, 2021

Augest 19

day to kiss everyone you know!

man:dudee its augest 19

man 2 : oh.. *kisses everyone*

by a weirdo called twilight February 4, 2022

augest 18

People born on augest 18 are loyal people

“wow your so loyal” “it’s because i was born on augest 18 fr”

by pagodas September 29, 2023

Auger

One who makes the noise "aug". The famous pufferfish eating carrots was one of the most well known augers

Guy 1: Have you seen that dude walking around making weird noises?

Guy 2: Yeah, all he says is "aug aug aug"

Guy 1: Exactly! He is one strange auger

by tmkop October 11, 2023

Augee

Augee (noun) – A military Augmentee so catastrophically brain-dead that their enlistment alone is proof the recruitment office has no screening process. Augees don’t fill manpower gaps—they create disaster zones where logic, reason, and basic survival instincts go to die. They are the reason safety briefs exist, the reason leadership drinks like their liver owes them money, and the reason some warfighters fantasize about “accidental friendly fire.” If an Augee is assigned to your unit, congrats—you’re now fighting a war on two fronts: one against the enemy and one against natural selection.

Sgt. Miller: “Why is the chaplain here?”
Sgt. Davis: “Augee was cleaning his rifle, looked down the barrel, and pulled the trigger ‘to check if it was clear.’”
Sgt. Miller: “Please tell me he didn’t make it.”
Sgt. Davis: “Nah, he’s fine. The dumbass missed.”
Sgt. Miller: “Of course he did.”

by MinotDUIDrifter January 31, 2025

Hog Auger

Referring to your penis after a long night of drinking then going out to purpously sleep with large women in competition with your friends to see who can sleep with the most in one night.

Man my hog auger hurts a ton today. I was out humping fat chicks all night and i bet i won.

by firebill July 14, 2011