sexually attracted to frying pans

The act of being sexually attracted to a frying pan.

1: I'm pansexual
2: Are you sexually attracted to frying pans or something?

by hfusicengf uoyerwaq f October 31, 2017

Attracted

Two objects, or persons being drawn to the other based on a variety of physical, emotional and mental connection.

Genesis was attracted to William from the first day she met him. To Genesis, William fit the perfect example of the "perfect man."

by Rebekah August 28, 2003

Minor Attracted Person (MAP)

A nice way of telling everyone and the cops included, to strap you onto a crucifix, burn you alive, send your corpse to the landfill.

Timmy-"Guys i'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person (MAP)!"

Timmy was publicly executed moments later.

by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022

Fetal Attraction

Fetal /Foetal Attraction
An bewildering attraction to a heavily pregnant woman. So bewildering that you suspect even the baby wants it.

I saw her do laps of the pool and then she got out and had that huge pregnant stomach, It was a total fetal attraction i knew right then i had to be inside her.

by DerekGibney July 7, 2008

that's attractive

a sarcastic saying used when something unattractive is captured on camera or seen by another person

*Boy sees a girl picking her nose so he hits his friend beside him and says:
"Look at that girl!"
His friend replies with "That's attractive."

by skm_128 June 7, 2010

attractive

A phenomenon where chemicals and pheromones are released via the human body and the human animal instincts of reproduction and the desire of ownership take precedence. Largely in-part based on the societal definition of "beautiful", as most humans would either have largely varying attractors or none at all. Most often regarded as sensory overload, as the desire is often overwhelming to the human intellect and rationale.

"So yeah, my father died last week and although it hurts I ju...."
<pause>
"DAMN. Did you see that girl? Man, she was attractive. Did you see that ass? Wow."
<pause>
"What was I saying again?"

by asdfjsdfoiasd June 27, 2009

attractish

Usually said with a pause between the word "attract" and its suffix, "ish", this is the term used to describe a mildly attractive person.

When a person isn't attractive enough to fully be called so, you may use this word in its place.

"According to the very attractish Michelle Malkin, the Obama administration plans to count illegal aliens to redraw the political map." -Steven Colbert, on the Census

by brinkbart March 19, 2010