Assface

A face that looks like an ass. That is why it is called assface.

dude: look it is a assface.
other dude: yea.

by hedgehog-queen July 29, 2018

assface

a face that looks like an ass

the child has an assface because he is a loser

by annoying squaredd January 12, 2011

Assface

A person who is very cool but no one cares about them AT ALL. They can be a dick and makes a lot off bad jokes.

"Omg he's such an assface."

by litassbitch💞 June 5, 2018

ASSFACE

To get back in shape after a long period of not being in shape, often due to emotion or exhaustion. Comes from the ASSFACE Diet

He's in the middle of an assface. She assfaced after her divorce and looks increible.

by FitnessOF July 3, 2025

Assface

Marco Gencarelli

Shutup Assface

by pattywhackmtsack November 3, 2016

ASSFACE Diet

A realistic eating plan that promotes healthy weight loss with whole foods, flexibility, and no added sugar. An acronym that stands for Added. Sugar. Sucks. Fruits and Veggies. Also Contain. Carbs. Eat those.

He lost 30 pounds on the ASSFACE Diet.

by FitnessOF July 3, 2025

Assface Malfoy

This is what you say when you are getting your ass whooped in Harry Potter Uno.

Me, who is losing with 52 cards: Ok Assface Malfoy, it's time to stop with your abuse.
My opponent: Shut up, draw four.

by FloridaManEvolved August 11, 2023