excuses are like asses

This phrase means that excuses are full of shit, like asses.

"Why don't you just tell the truth about what happened? Your excuses are like asses."

by kenni May 22, 2004

[a sack a dead asses]

The act of which something smells like a mixture between
a graveyard with every grave open and five broken toilets used by dierrea victims.

His garbage can smelled like a sack a dead asses.

by k12 October 12, 2006

up your asses

When a group of people are talking shit about you.

CAL:"I got it now 'you're a virgin"
ANDY:"YOU GUYS ARE SO UP YOUR ASSES"

by JOSHUA CONLEY January 20, 2008

excuses are like asses

1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above

excuses are like asses...everybody's got 'em and most of the time they stink...

by Kid Nebraska May 23, 2004

bad asses

Liltle distructive children.

"Look at them bad asses, running round like they ain't got no momma!!!"

by Ilove trae February 5, 2007

fat asses

The Vista Audit Team

when all you do is work and eat you are a fat asses

by URADIK December 15, 2008

guns n' asses

derogatory name for the police.

guns n' asses shot a guy last night.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 13, 2009