apricottie.com

A place where happiness and fruitiness is created.

Apricottie.com: Yall better get me on the f*cking urban dictionary or I’m gonna throw hands with you, okay?
Person: okay.
Apricottie.com: get me on the mother f*cking urban dictionary right the f*ck-
Person: I’ll do it.
Apricottie.com: that sounds so mean I’m sorry kabeksuwb I’m being aggressive ahh-

by Paddybee July 9, 2021

Gateway Application

Also known as a gateway app.

A seemingly innocuous application that serves as the springboard to other, more addictive and time-consuming applications.

Bejeweled Blitz was the gateway application to my mom's Farmville addiction.

by bobo76 March 22, 2010

fictional apricot

It’s someone who is a rat by definition i.e, snitch, thief etc.

Me: Did you hear about what katie did the other day?
Billy: No what did she do?
She was such a fictional apricot, she told on everyone who wrote on the bathroom wall

by Wee irish lad March 11, 2018

apical meristem

something on a plant, but really a euphamism for penis. looks like a penis with claws.

I watched my apical meristem grow and grow and grow.

by chaucer April 20, 2005

apping

Playing with or using apps (applications) on an (Apple) iPhone.

Examples:

iPhone users are often "apping" in a similar way to mobile phone users texting.

iPhone users "app" together / are found "apping" when showing each other their apps (applications) and what they do.

by Lovely Lesley August 29, 2010

appitamy

Appitamy is the improper use of the word epitome that is most commonly used by 12-year-old asshats that play a mage on World of Warcraft.

Melevice - "good one dude, i bet your 30 years old, no life what so ever, get over it dude, you are the appitamy of shit. hahahah i lol at you. goodluck in real life retard"

by Digglah May 28, 2006

Job Application

Ususlly a blank sheet of paper with a hole cut in the center. It implies that the paper is a portable glory hole and that the applicant is going to have to perform sexual favors to get the job. Alludes to the act of applying for a job at a strip club.

Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.

Joe: My ex came over to my house yesterday and wanted to get back together.

Dave: What did you do?

Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.

Dave: hahahaha!

by killersbytrade May 10, 2010