Alfie - A person who has a lot of potential of being smart and tries very hard but when people sees him trying hard, he or she tries to make it look like they're not trying and try to act goofy or laugh it off.
by Yurzora May 08, 2022
I don't know why everybody who has seen a terrible movie immediately defines a word by that terrible movie. But before Jude Law took a crap all over the cinematic arts, an "alfie" was and always will be a "dog fart." Dog farts smell way worse than human farts. But dogs are better than humans because by-and-large they are much less harmful than humans are. So though their powers of farting assault our olfactory perceptions to the extreme, we have come up with a word that seems nice since the offense comes from the butts of Gods noblest creatures- the dog, K-9 Magee, man's best friend and companion. Hence an alfie is, was, and always will be what we call a dog fart.
Bandido alfied all over Alexandra!
Rosie laid an alfie, and I think it killed Alexandra!
Grandpa didn't fart, Fi-Fi alfied!
I put a butt plug in Max to keep the alfies at bay!
Rosie laid an alfie, and I think it killed Alexandra!
Grandpa didn't fart, Fi-Fi alfied!
I put a butt plug in Max to keep the alfies at bay!
by ledphloydgeuse December 21, 2012
by Derfla Egavas November 09, 2017
by youranasshole February 01, 2014
ALfie is a bit of an asshole at times but a funny guy. He messes around at school and is
Normally the first person in trouble. Alfie's normally have a friend called aaron and them two have a good friendship but if anything happens to a friend he has one response an ass kickin
Normally the first person in trouble. Alfie's normally have a friend called aaron and them two have a good friendship but if anything happens to a friend he has one response an ass kickin
Alfie is a good friend
by Big dick kisser November 06, 2019
The Alfie I know is:
Hilarious,
Sexy ;),
Cuddly,
Friendly,
Easy to talk to,
Smart,
A gentleman,
and the best boyfriend ever :')
I love alfie
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie
Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made
Hilarious,
Sexy ;),
Cuddly,
Friendly,
Easy to talk to,
Smart,
A gentleman,
and the best boyfriend ever :')
I love alfie
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie
Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made
I love alfie
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie
Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie
Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made
by Shayne loves alfie May 30, 2019