Brown Alert

When the urgency to defecate is so intense you're only mere moments from soiling yourself.

"I had to clench my ass cheeks together and hop to the bathroom because I was having a serious brown alert."

by Suck It Wilde September 2, 2009

flert alert

to be exclaimed when someone is caught flerting with another person.

boy: hey girl, you're so kiute!
girl: flert alert ! 🚨

by louafsique July 5, 2020

Emergency Alert System

The Emergency Alert System (EAS), is a system that was put in place in 1997 by the FCC. The system was very similar to the NOAA Weather Radio System. The EAS replaced the old Emergency Broadcast System (EBS). The system i vital to the safety US citizens. The system relays Tornado Warnings, Flash Flood Warnings, and any other National, State, and Local emergencies. The system uses S.A.M.E tones (the three loud beeps in the beginning of the alert). After the S.A.M.E tones, they play either a 980 Hz tone of 1050 Hz (NOAA Weather Radio) tone(s) or both. Following that, there is either a Human Voice or Robot Voice to relay the alert message. Finally, there are 3 EOM (End of Message) tones (Simaler to the first ones at the beginning, but shorter.

*Watching or listening to the radio*
*S.A.M.E Tones from Emergency Alert System play*
*980 Hz tone or 1050 Hz tone plays*
*Robot Voice of Human Voice plays*
*EOM Tones play*

by SPCStateCollege2017 July 8, 2018

yap alert

When folks use multiple loud, yappy little dogs to protect their property and families rather than purchasing a security system.

Of course yap alert is a better system all around, you never have to turn it on or off.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

ill nigga alert

A state of panic and awe as 2 chainz approaches a scene.

Nigga 1: aye ma nigga look it's 2 chainz!

Nigga 2: Ill nigga alert, ill nigga alert..
Nigga 1: his roof gone!

nigga swag ill sick sickass money bitches

by EMPonlineMW3 January 9, 2014

Amber Alert

When your girlfriend takes a dump in your bed (like Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp).

She really took a shit in your bed? Dude, Amber Alert.

by Retired Farmer July 13, 2020

spoiler alert

Usu. a term to describe when crucial elements of a movie are about to be revealed (i.e. the ending, character deaths, a twist, etc.)

**Spoiler Alert!**

The girl in million dollar baby dies.

by INDIExCORE October 28, 2005