aked

Douchebag. Dick. Asshole etc.

Ben is such a fucking aked.

by Thomas McScotia January 24, 2008

ak

a shortened form of "ask"

Yo homie let me ak you somfin

by Nikotine May 24, 2006

ak

a very good grade of KB(kind bud). Its called ak b/c of its practicly orange like a ak-47

"nigga this aint some muthfackin kb u get, its some AK, it'll fuckin kill(metaphorically speakin)"

by max ward September 20, 2007

AK

A nickname for Auckland, New Zealand.

What's going on in AK tonight?

by mikewho50 March 7, 2010

ak

1. Misspelled form of the term "ahk."

see also: ahk

"I'm a new jack who wants to sound down on the internet so I call people ''ak'' even though I don't know how to spell it."

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

AK

Usually, a shortened version of a name. Eg. Ashton Kutcher
AK's are usually the most awesome people, that you'll get to know. Friendly, Kind and strong-willed, AK's always persevere.

AK's are really HOT.They are great boyfriends and are wonderful at the boom-boom. Contrary to popular belief, an AK was not the father of Buddha. However, an AK was the father of Rajnikanth.

Usually very understanding, the AK is the best bet for lonely, insecure girls. If you get to meet an AK, do NOT let him go. They are known to be "The Life Of The Party".

Mating calls include, "Who's your daddy?"

God: Finally, it's 2012. These pesky humans must DIE.
AK: NO! Bad boy. Go to your room.
God: But , AK....
AK: GO!!

by Barthemule woof woof May 14, 2011

AK

Avtomat Kalashnikova Obrazets 1947

A russian built rifle chambered for the 7.62x32 cart, Newer models feed a 5.45 round in order to gain a higher velocity. It accept Klinton 10 rounders and stanard 30 round magazines. The origional model is fully automatic.

Other variations are the WASR-10 (Noone knows what this means..), the SAR-1 (Semi-Automatic-Rifle), and the standard AK with removed sedlect fire.

"Omg I liek aks"
"Shut the hell up, your a noob"

by TomSplasky November 19, 2003