1 definition by Barthemule woof woof

Usually, a shortened version of a name. Eg. Ashton Kutcher
AK's are usually the most awesome people, that you'll get to know. Friendly, Kind and strong-willed, AK's always persevere.

AK's are really HOT.They are great boyfriends and are wonderful at the boom-boom. Contrary to popular belief, an AK was not the father of Buddha. However, an AK was the father of Rajnikanth.

Usually very understanding, the AK is the best bet for lonely, insecure girls. If you get to meet an AK, do NOT let him go. They are known to be "The Life Of The Party".

Mating calls include, "Who's your daddy?"
God: Finally, it's 2012. These pesky humans must DIE.
AK: NO! Bad boy. Go to your room.
God: But , AK....
AK: GO!!
by Barthemule woof woof April 24, 2011
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