Sweet Home Alabama'd

When you are married to someone but they refuse to divorce you, or sign the divorce papers, so that one day they might still have a chance of reconciliation (usually to be attempted directly before you are due to be married for the second time).

She was planning on marrying Steve but couldn't because Pete had Sweet Home Alabama'd her.

by Etowntiger October 7, 2011

Alabama shortcut

Not wiping after defacating.

I was late for work and out of toilet paper. I had no time to grab a new roll so I took an Alabama Shortcut.

by Bobafet75 July 6, 2014

alabama whirlwind

The act of fucking yo bitch at Mach 8 speed while spinning clockwise at a 90 degree angle

Kobi-Yo John last night was crazy! Me and my hoe did the Alabama Whirlwind and I almost broke my dick

John-Yo you probably broke your bitch

by General Garden Hose February 9, 2017

Ababaye

Shaking your fist in a circular motion while shouting ABABAYE from a moving car at the sight of an unsuspecting chnebel with glasses (or a mook-fuck person) on the side of the road, in order to cause fear, alarm and even a cardiac arrest. In cases of mook-fucks, this can be done as a revenge for previous events.

Here is the mook-fuck from before on your right. Lower the window and Ababaye his ass!

by KarbHar June 15, 2018

Alabama Mudstick

when you do anal with your cousin/sister then she gives you a blowjob

“My sister Caroline is coming over for the weekend and she ‘bout to give me a lil Alabama mudstick”

by mudslider123 March 30, 2020

Ahab Hour

Contraction of 'Captain Ahab Hour' in reference to the iconic whale-hunter of Moby Dick. At the club, the last hour before closing in which desperation and loneliness reach an all time high, resulting in questionable hook-ups, famously with whale-sized women.

Guy 1: You've got no standards.
Guy 2: Piss off I do.
Guy 1: Fuck me, you practically had to harpoon your hook-up into the cab after Ahab Hour for Netflicks and Krill.

Guy : Call me Ishmael.
Whale: Shush puddin, no names.

PA System: Attention fatties, Ahab Hour is approaching, guard your blowholes.
Men, shield your eyes!

by jarper1907 July 11, 2020

Alabama

Where you marry and fuck your sister.

Sweet home, incest country!

In Alabama, you sit at your front porch in a trailer park with a shotgun married to your cousin and you impregnate your ugly ass sister.

by biggahniggah February 14, 2019