On our ranch we have an ass. Big and beautiful, it is.
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by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
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3/4 of Jennifer Lopes' body weight
and still great
by americanagainstself July 24, 2003
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according to one of the definitions for acronym ASS is an acronym for angle-side-side. that reminded me of a maths lesson where we were told that 'ASS does not work' and i have still remembered that lesson.
Teacher: And now we conclude that ASS does not work
everyone else: haaaaaahaha
by oi prick July 12, 2005
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1)n. A type of donkey or mule
2)n. a slang term to discribe the buttox
3)n. A stupid or foolish person
1) I rode my ass up the mountain.
2) I'll sake my ass in your face.
3) Stop being an ass!
by Anonymous June 14, 2003
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A no-ass is a person who does not have enough muscle or fat in their posterior to be able to support a pair of pants. No-asses often don't know how to use overalls or belts. The typical no-ass is not very active and will often be labelled a 'skater'. The only way for these people to know how to wear pants so that they don't drop to their wearers' knees every 10 feet is by forcing them through a course where they will try endlessly to find a way to wear their pants so they don't fall.
That no-ass over there should learn how to use a belt. Hell, if he can't afford one, I'll be more than glad to buy it for 'em.

While walking, I saw a no-ass bend over to pick something up he had dropped, and almost threw up when I saw his pants hanging so low his entire ass was exposed. Wearing underwear of course.

That no-ass should get a belt, looks like he has to raise his pants almost every ten seconds to keep them from falling down to his knees.
by brad September 11, 2004
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1. Vulgar Slang/Noun. The buttocks or anus.

2. Vulgar Slang/Noun. A stupid, mean, or despicable person.

3. Vulgar Slang/Adj. Very or quite a bit of.

4. Vulgar Slang/Noun. An undesirable place of person.
1. Wow, Michel has a nice hot ass.

2. Man, Randy was such an ass today. He forgot to come to school.

3. Shit, that was a packed-ass club.

3 (2). Whoah, that's a big-ass monster.

4. Man, that place was the ass of the neighborhood.
by RBXfromdashow June 22, 2004
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