by Michalio October 4, 2019
Get the Jono mug.Large and sexy. Every girl wanna sit on it all day and night. It suits people best if there name begins with D.
by Creecred22 May 9, 2017
Get the jono penis mug.A Black Jono is a breed of slim bois who tends to be the sideline to whoever is near them. They don't tend to be very brave or admirable they are however weak scrawny and sad. These types of Jono's are best avoided. They can't make any physical/verbal contact with any women you can see them typing to them safely from a distance using social media apps.
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"He's such a black Jono"
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by BigDikNiqqa May 28, 2020
Get the Black Jono mug.The gay friend of the group who stays in the closet. He is a musical man who can get all the man ass he wants. Normally the guitar, but can be part of a choir as well. He also owes you the 20 he borrowed from you last year.
Lisa: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Matt: The one that touched my ass 3 times?
Lisa: Yeah, his name's Jono.
Matt: Figures.
Matt: The one that touched my ass 3 times?
Lisa: Yeah, his name's Jono.
Matt: Figures.
by The Pain Is Unimaginable October 7, 2020
Get the Jono mug.An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.
Example 1
Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.
Example 2
Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?
Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.
Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.
Example 2
Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?
Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.
by Urbaner Dictionarius November 11, 2012
Get the Jono Ellis mug.The most extraordinary man of all time, generally Australian, this bogan always brings a case of beer everywhere. This sexy beast of a boy is great to have a laugh with, whether it is watching kids faceplant or saying Chris Hemsworth is the hottest man alive. Jono will be a great friend so always keep a Jono around.
Chad: you are such a Jono mate, we should pop around to me bungalow to watch the footy and have a cold one!
by PURE BOGAN HERE March 12, 2023
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