Chad

1. A flemy overused tampon that has a really high voice, and watches 45 hours ofo. porn a day, and jerks it while playing W.O.W. and drinking appletinis.
2. A living cum target
Chad, Richard
by testiesforrrrme January 31, 2009
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often referred to as the 'resident douchebag', you can 100% guarantee that this mf will eat all of your food when high. do not trust this chad with your female because he has been known to swoon.
Nick: Dude my girlfriend left me
Kevin: well you shouldn't have left her alone with chad
by Chaddington January 26, 2017
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A Chad is a guy who magically appears each time a pot of spaghetti noodles begins to boil. He thinks it’s best to float slowly through life, jelly rollin’ off the obstacles.

He enjoys building nests of pillows and blankets that camouflage him from the rest of the world during his afternoon naps... and his evening naps... and his morning naps.

His cackles and commentary make even the most unwatchable movie hilarious. However, you might have to watch from the floor because Chad’s don’t share couches. Chad’s do hoard couches though and you will usually find an assortment of these throughout their homes that may or may not have a person on them passed out from the night before. Chad’s don’t let friends drink and drive.
The Chad eats the spaghetti in his blanket nest.
by Terrorsquad December 02, 2018
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Chad: opposite of a chode, rather than short and fat it is long and skinny.
The chad penis touched the ceiling and was a centimeter thick.
by kempent June 05, 2009
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an asshole. A thankless, over becoming individual from Florida who previously devolved in the marshes. Treats people like garbage and has the entitlement of the spawn of trump. He will sell you a membership, renege on its terms, yell at you for not buying enough of his “Chad juice” and also deride you when you dare offer an opinion on the said juice. He, Chad, the first of his name shall forever live in infamy.
by The Unchad January 15, 2019
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A dude who probably spends more time at the gym than literally ANYWHERE else.
"Bruh Chad is such a chad," said Derek.
"Wait what?" replied joeschmo.
by TheVengefulRevolvenant May 30, 2020
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Typically considered a douche bag name, causing the good chads trials and tribulations. Don't be a douche Chad!
Don't be a Chad.
by CandiB June 19, 2018
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