9/11 

An inside job.

Jerry: What did Bush do, again?
Gary: He did 9/11

9/11 by Saint Nicholas Cage May 28, 2015

9/11 

Infamous false flag operation that was planned and orchestrated by individuals within the United States government with help from Israel. The purpose being to give a reason to implement martial law and fascism in America and to invade foreign countries. A pre-fabicrated story about "Osama bin Laden and 17 highjackers" was released soon after the attacks to fool the American people. Amazingly enough, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, a number of gullible Americans still believe the "17 highjackers" fable.

"9/11 changed everything. That means we have to surrender our rights and obey the government. Anyone who doesn't comply is a terrorist and will be treated as such."

9/11 by G. S. S. August 19, 2007

9/11 

An act of terrorism caused by the Bush administration. The planes that struck the twin towers and adjacent trade centers did not produce enough heat or structural damage to collapse these buildings. This was a controlled demolition as the buildings fell directly vertical. 6 weeks after the incident the buildings' steel support beams were still glowing red at 3100°F which cannot be produced by jet fuel or friction. This demolition collaspe within itself using a chemical known as thermite; the only known agent that can produce enough heat to collaspe buildings such as the towers. The planes that struck the towers were purely a shock effect to seem as though terroist had just destroyed a building. The men who hijacked these flight were paid by the goverment do destroy:

1.(Twin Towers)
2.(Pentagon)
3.(White House)

(Twin Towers): These builings were struck and then later remotely detonated

(Pentagon): This building was struck on the west side killing no one of any importanced (This was not blown by explosives as they could not blame total destruction on one single plane)

(White House): Intended to be struck as no one of the Bush administration was present

This conspiracy was caused by madmen to start war in the middle east. This war is a cover to consume the remaining oil on the earth. Our president is a mudering fuck who will go at any lenth to turn the U.S. into a powerhouse dictatorship. Of course he dosen't have the brain power to come with such a conspiracy; (Seeing how he was almost assassinated by a pretzel) but sense hes the leader i have no choice but to take it out on him.

President Bush will go down as the man who sent the great United States into a whirling abyss. Im sorry people, its been a great run, but our freedom ends here.

9/11

If you get a third term ill kill you myself

Hey president go eat a fucking preztel

9/11 by JwUaSrTeIN July 22, 2006

9/11 

A Day That Alot Of Americans Got Pissed Off.

Bob : Dude did you hear what happend yesterday (9/11)?

Jake: Yep....Alot of people are gonna get pissed off at that.

9/11 by Duplexblowfish December 25, 2009

9/11 

9/11 is an overused meme.

Oh my God 9/11 was an inside job

Or
9/11 couldn't have been an inside joke because the planes hit the outside.
Or
I caused 9/11 .

9/11 by PositiveJack September 4, 2017

9/11 

The 9/11 is a sexual activity in which a guy airplanes (sometimes called the superman in other cultures) a girl while the second guy dives in from behind. When they all three fall this is called the 9/11.

Last night Jack was airplaining Jill while I came in from behind. It was kind of unstable and I 9/11 'd it.

9/11 by iDouBLETAPo January 21, 2018

9/11 

Like 7/11, they just open at nine, instead.

Hey, are you goin’ down to 9/11? If so, can you buy me a sandwich?

9/11 by Andersn’t not February 12, 2020