70's haircut

Someone who has a stupid looking afro, that is perfectly round, yet out of place in today's society.

In pulp fiction, Samuel L Jackson had a seventies haircut.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

70's Style Bush

shark

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

70's box

untrimmed and very bushy pubic hair, in the shape of a triangle

When I went down on her, I had a hard time because she had a 70's box.

by forresthump April 17, 2009

70% Cocoa

When a girls asshole has a dark brown hue or pigment sourrounding the anus

"Dude she was so hot........but when I started licking her baloon knot I realized she was 70% Cocoa!"

by ralieghgd September 30, 2009

70 mph Diet

When someone has a lead foot, and sees a cop and doesn't slow down, but finally learns to adjust.

Oh yah, he didn't learn, this is his 3rd ticket this month. He should've listened to me when I told him to go on the 70 mph Diet.

by Saralise September 6, 2007

70 Ranqe

70 Ranqe: A ownage pker with a bald nan on runescape

No Namer: Yo 70 Ranqe, hows the bald nan? | 70 Ranqe: **** you you inbred african, back to africa b4 i 1bang ur bald nan to lumbridge

by ownagebruh2k9fam September 6, 2009

70-320

Code for a stupid and broke person/people. 70 represents IQ and 320 represents credit rating. Good for use where online censorship is out of control.

Jim did you see that massive smash and grab last night?

Yes Bill, it was a bunch of 70-320s.

by D Bot February 4, 2024