11:59 p.m.

at the end of the day

At 11:59 p.m., we're all just squirrels looking for nuts.

by squeezy esq July 16, 2010

1.59

I will always love you
Remember that
You can push me away
but I'll always come back
I'll do everything I can to get closer to you
I will wait for you forever
so get used to that fact
I will always love you
Remember that

1.59 love you always

by 4-ever October 22, 2023

17:59

Pronounced: Seventeen-fifty-nine

Ah yes-It's Guinness time!

Derived from the Guinness ad campaign that graced our British television sets in the 2000s

Jack: what time is it Ben?
Ben: why! its 17:59....
Both: GUINNESS TIME!!!

by Ms Jonsey McJones September 20, 2015

11:59

"a minute before midnight," means a person is so dark they almost look like the blackness of midnight.

I only date 11:59's so when we're doing it in the dark the only think I can see is their teeth.

by SuperMishelle March 13, 2009

11:59 Challenge

At 11:59pm in October 31st you start jerking off and try to finish before midnight.

If unsuccessful then you already failed No Nut November so you can just jerk off the entire month but if successful you can say you were the last person to jerk off and you got to have a moment of pleasure before 1 month without it

Chad: “Bro next year I’m totally gonna try the 11:59 challenge”
Chad Brad Bradley: “Yeah I did it this year and it was the best decision I made”

by Mooshrooms November 1, 2019

mr. 6:59

An annoying customer that shows up to your work place trying to open the door anytime before you open at 7:00 A.M.

"Hey who's trying to open the front door?"
"Ah Shit!! I bet it's fucking Mr. 6:59 again trying to see if we are open yet."

by massivet3 January 5, 2017

Rule 59

Anytime a response takes longer than 30 minutes then the responser automatically agrees with the statement maker."

James asked if he could get a tattoo. Sarah didn’t reply within 30 minutes so by Rule 59 James gets to assume that Sarah agrees with his choice.

by Hendaaxf June 28, 2018