When you think too much about your attractive teacher or Donald Trump and get a massive eSHREKtionwhen you have 3 minutes of class left and can't find a solution.
Mom-heyDanny what did you do today?
Danny-got a 44 millimeter.
Mom-oh...."calls an orphanage.
The dangerous duo of a 40oz. of malt liquor and a Four Loko that will get you drunk on an industrial scale. The .44 magnum combines the class of malt liquor with the full-bodied, complex, palate-pleasuring flavor of the Four Loko. The 44 magnum is not safe for children, women who are pregnant, nursing or may become pregnant, or anybody else. If you are drinking a 44 magnum, you are most definitely not feeling lucky... punk. Best when duct-taped to the hands of an unfortunate pledge, or when poured down the drain in a symbolic display of contempt for such an ungodly concoction. The 44 magnum will take your everything.