13 Hours A Day

A term used by the filthy Rich (aka Kings & Queens) to justify high salary they receive to the sheep followers in order to keep them pacified.

When the richest guy some sheep's know makes a nice handsome salary to match his good looks.
In order to receive such high compensation, one typical assumes the person works more than the average person, hence 13 Hours A Day. But in reality what the person meant to say was 13 Hours A Week.

Prince: "How many hours a day does the King work?"
Queen: "13 Hours A Day, duh!"
Prince: "Oh nice, when can we buy the new Boat?"

by nigelA November 16, 2021

13 year old

An idiot looking up definitions on urban dictionary

I know this because I’m a 13 year old looking up definition

“You know jamie”
“the 13 year old that is obsessed with urban dictionary”

by bitch lasagna March 10, 2019

november 13

This is when you can look for the gummy bear album.

"Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13"

by cuisses de grenouille May 24, 2020

space station 13

The greatest autism simulator ever created

Last time I played Space Station 13 I built a 100 Megawatt engine. It blew up 10 seconds later.

by UpSyndrom October 11, 2018

February 13

if someone is born on this day, they are the most perfect human to ever live, if it’s a boy they are extremely smart, intuitive, and charming. If it’s a girl, she is very independent and caring Also, they’re an aquarius which is the best sign.

Girl: My boyfriend’s birthday is February 13th, I have to get him something
Girl #2: You better get him something amazing, didn’t you hear only the best of the best were born that day.

by TheBringerOfFacts October 16, 2019

PG-13

The movie rating that is allowed to show massive amounts of people getting killed but is not allowed to say a word we all hear every single day, more than once.

Using this logic, a video of a person stabbing someone would be PG-13 and an average conversation with your friends would be rated R? Doesn't anyone else think that is at least a little weird?

by Dubiks December 1, 2018

november 13

national ask a girl out day

come on boys don’t be a pussy!!

boy 1: hey look what day it is
boy 2: oh it’s november 13th it’s national ask a girl out day
boy 1: you should go ask out suzy

by urdumbbbbb October 14, 2019