11:11

The time where cancerous self absorbed dumbasses vaguely mention their crush/bf or gf when in all reality, nobody gives a fuck

11:11 thinking about @him 😙 xoxo

by Offensive but funny April 25, 2018

11:11

The butthurt that idiots with pointless lives believe so that their life can have just that much more meaning by waking up and looking out for 11:11 AM or PM to make a wish instead of actually going out and attempting to make their lives better. its is a fact that 50% of 11:11 practicers will experience major poophole pain/homelessness

Friend 1: Hey, why do you look so tired, I thought you were going to get some sleep before the big test
Friend 2: Nah, I waited up till 11:11 to wish that I would do well on the test.
11 days later

Friend 1:Did you get your test back?
Friend 2: yeh, I got an 11/111.......
Friend 1: MAI ROFLCOPTER GOES LOLOLOLOLOL111111!!!11

by GrandmasterK November 06, 2009

11

The number something is rated when it is beyond awesome.

Dude! That chick's, like, an 11!

by azclawson July 19, 2010

11

1 louder, innit. The highest number in the world of rock. The ultimate rock n' roll number.

If you need that extra push over the cliff, turn it to 11!

1. These go to 11
2. 11 is one louder, innit?
3. My computer goes to 11

by Nigel Tufnel December 14, 2004

the 11

The Police
9+1+1=11

Guy #1:Oh shit it's the 11
Guy #2:What the fuck does 'the eleven' mean
Guy #1:Bro nine plus one plus one equals eleven duh
Guy #2: Oh shit yeah that makes sense
(Guy #1 and Guy #2 are now in a squad car)

by Omelas May 11, 2016

11

A "10" that swallows

"damn man, I just found out that my sister is an 11."

by youneversawme October 05, 2007

11:11

A time of the day when snapchatters annoyingly send you the same snapchat EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. A black screen (mostly) with the time "11:11" signifying that they like somebody/are dating somebody and want the whole world to know, though in reality nobody cares.

11:11 @him :) xxoxo

by whokilledsantiago February 22, 2019