ass

(_!_) = normal ass
(__!__) = fat ass
(!) = skinny jeans
(_?_) = dumb ass
(_E=MC2_) = smart ass
(_$_) = rich ass
_!_ = square robot ass
(_o_) = asshole
(_*_) = shitstain
((_!_)) = Cellulite Ass
(_o.o_) = double asshole
(_o.o.o_) = triple asshole
(_Y_) = thong
(_@@@@_) = goatse ass
(___!___) = facesitting ass
() = anorexic ass
{_!_} = swishy ass
(_X_) = leave my ass alone
(_x_) = kiss my ass
(_zzz_) = tired ass
(_o^^o_) = wise ass
(_o_) = an ass that's been around
(_O_) = an ass that's been around even more
(_13_) = unlucky ass
(_#_) = ass pounding
(_!__) = lopsided ass
(_^^_) = bubble ass
(_*_) = sore ass
(_+_) = total ass
(@@@@@@@@@@@) GOATSE

assicons

by tatomuck1 April 3, 2009

Ass

A donkey.

On our ranch we have an ass. Big and beautiful, it is.
Dirty mind

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

ass

3/4 of Jennifer Lopes' body weight
and still great

j'lo has the greatest ASS ever

by americanagainstself July 24, 2003

ASS

according to one of the definitions for acronym ASS is an acronym for angle-side-side. that reminded me of a maths lesson where we were told that 'ASS does not work' and i have still remembered that lesson.

Teacher: And now we conclude that ASS does not work
everyone else: haaaaaahaha

by oi prick August 25, 2006

ass

1)n. A type of donkey or mule
2)n. a slang term to discribe the buttox
3)n. A stupid or foolish person

1) I rode my ass up the mountain.
2) I'll sake my ass in your face.
3) Stop being an ass!

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

ass

a place the male's sex organ may enter

Stick it in my ass

by Anonymous August 25, 2006

no-ass

A no-ass is a person who does not have enough muscle or fat in their posterior to be able to support a pair of pants. No-asses often don't know how to use overalls or belts. The typical no-ass is not very active and will often be labelled a 'skater'. The only way for these people to know how to wear pants so that they don't drop to their wearers' knees every 10 feet is by forcing them through a course where they will try endlessly to find a way to wear their pants so they don't fall.

That no-ass over there should learn how to use a belt. Hell, if he can't afford one, I'll be more than glad to buy it for 'em.

While walking, I saw a no-ass bend over to pick something up he had dropped, and almost threw up when I saw his pants hanging so low his entire ass was exposed. Wearing underwear of course.

That no-ass should get a belt, looks like he has to raise his pants almost every ten seconds to keep them from falling down to his knees.

by brad September 11, 2004