Tom

Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

by Blayde March 01, 2008

Tom

Please see simp for more info

"Look at Tom over there."
"What about him?"
"I heard this fucker doesn't get any pussy."
"What a simp."

by sickduckers March 12, 2020

Tom

Doppelgänger of the grinch who sticks his stinky in a lot of pinkies. He sucks at fifa.

‘Oh dear, im glad im not as Tom as you’.

by Parzival10 December 24, 2021

Tomming

Someone who is always on their phone even if they are with their friends.

Guy 1: Dude stop tomming
Guy 2: I can't!

by WrathOfVishnu October 05, 2014

Tommed

Often used as a term in a fantasy sports draft chat. Refers to drafting a player that is already injured.

*The Tominators has picked Joe Nathan (already injured)*

Other Player: He totally Tommed that one

by definately not ryan April 16, 2014

Tom

The geeky founder of Myspace who ironically has more friends than anyone in the world.

Tom gives inspiration and hope to all the computer nerds out there.

by terriyaki July 15, 2006

tom tom

noun: refering to ones vagina or bajingo

I was totally wasted last night and I woke up to a dwarf pounding my tom tom.

by samtheman138 September 18, 2008