Nocturnal animal

When one is being annoyed they are a nocturnal animal.

Clark you bloody nocturnal animal!

by Alberty January 26, 2020

nocturnal chipmunk

The nocturnal chipmunk is when a male and a female are sleeping together in the same bed (literally). The male wakes up in the middle of the night, opens the female's mouth, and places his testicles in the female's mouth, causing the mouth to bulge, just like a chipmunk's mouth.

Connor and Izzy were spending the night together when Connor woke up and placed his testicles into Izzy's mouth, making a nocturnal chipmunk.

by Swamming January 29, 2016

Nocturnal Kookaburra

Someone that is awake all night making noise & partying.

Nocturnal = awake at night, sleeps by day
Kookaburra = an Australian bird that makes a lot of noise

Go to stop making noise and go to sleep you nocturnal kookaburra.

by Michael Michael Michael April 1, 2008

Nocturnal Moistness

A wet dream had by a perverted closet homosexual who enjoys the company of black midget men.

Dan C has to change his sheets every morning due to his ongoing Nocturnal Moistness issues.

by B. Hugs September 19, 2011

Nocturnal Emission

A French television program usually found playing after the sun sets.

John had seen so many nocturnal emissions that he assumed himself an expert when producing his own.

by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008

nocturnal visitation

When your girlfriend's cat, during the course of its normal nighttime patrol, hops in bed with you and wakes you up. Usually just looking for attention, but sometimes plotting your demise. "NV" for short.

After 8 JD's and 3 NV's, Bob felt less than refreshed the next morning.

by Lee v1.0 August 31, 2005

nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.

An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.

by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018