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mong

an extremely disgusting activity in which you rape someone to death, then fill their body up with your semen by continuously raping them, even though they are dead. Then, you jump on their stomach to make the semen squirt out of their pussy.
Bitch, if you don't stop whining, Im going to mong you.
by anonymous April 2, 2005
mugGet the mongmug.

mong

I wore a Mong and walked around town in nothing but
by SpriIce June 20, 2004
mugGet the mongmug.

Mong

A person lacking is physical attractiveness - short for mongral (usual portrayed as a dirty scruffy dog)
That bird is a right mong
by Dan aka mr skin up June 22, 2008
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mong

thong for men, man panties, da-na da-na's *superman style underwear*, etc...
"hey man your dog is chewin up your ol lady's panties"
"fuck those ain't hers those are mine!!"
"what... you rock a mong are you serious!?!?"
by d i z k o 2 0 8 November 3, 2011
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mong

a human that lacks in social class, respect,friends and a decent personality. a total moron.
you fucking mong. go drink ur own sludgy poo
by little miss dotty March 20, 2003
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mong

noun "mong"

either:

the act of being monged out on a bed or chair

or

a place where it is possible for you to mong
"Eric went for a mong upstairs"

"I've been standing for ages, are there no decent mongs in this shithole?
by Kirkham November 21, 2003
mugGet the mongmug.

Mong

To do a mong, verb, intransitive.
The use of this is popular to describe the actions of geeky wannabe IT technicians and their lackeys, and has nothing to do with people with Down's Syndrome.
The noun is also used to describe someone who mongs frequently and is thus a mong.
I monged like Timmy. I am a mong therefore.
by Ficktwat September 22, 2006
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