by hapax_legomenon January 3, 2018
Get the fag monkey mug.Term of endearment. Pet name for someone you want to bite and love sooo much !
Someone you want to look after, care for, and groom if needed.
If someone is your monkey you will be territorial over them. Usually used when you’re just bursting w love for them in the moment.
Someone you want to look after, care for, and groom if needed.
If someone is your monkey you will be territorial over them. Usually used when you’re just bursting w love for them in the moment.
Me & my monkey: *cuddles*
Me: MONKEYY! *bites him*
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Me: hey monkey !
Him: hey baby *muah*
Me: MONKEYY! *bites him*
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Me: hey monkey !
Him: hey baby *muah*
by Beezy L December 26, 2022
Get the Monkey mug.When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012
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Get the Surrender Monkey mug.When a person is saying random bits of information or throwing out quotes about a situation that they heard from another person. A person normally does this when they are involved in something stressful/scary that they feel they can't talk about. Drinking alcohol and terrified laughter are also common when "playing monkey."
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Get the Playing monkey mug.Is a person that is constantly under the influence of methamphetamine. Widely incoherent, doesn't care about their appearance, and makes illogical choices.
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