He goes by Lucas, often times he says his dick is large, as if his is way larger than yours. However, it is said his penis is a 1 millimeter defeater. Very tiny in fact he can’t even fit it in Pansy.
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A penis that has undergone so much shrinkage from extremely cold water that it is very short, fairly hard and sticks straight forward. An attempt at a blowjob would very much resemble sucking on a pacifier
After Kyle got out of Lake Champlain it looked like he had a tiny boner, but it was actually a case of pacifier penis from the cold water.
After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it
After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it
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Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER
Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill
Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer
Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill
Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer
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