your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021

ur Mom

Something so Large, it took Usain Bolt a week to run a Lap around it!

Ur mom so fat

by SussyBbbbaka October 20, 2021

ur mom

someone who sneaks out at night just to meet ur homie

ur mom is hot btw

by PENAT BUTTAAH October 20, 2021

Ur Mom

Use this to immediately destroy someone.

Joe: Yo sup.
Mario: Ur Mom.
Joe:*implodes*

by Gungus October 20, 2021

Your mom

Your mom

Your mom

by 「LEMON」 October 20, 2021

Your mom

is gay

"hey bobby your mom is gay"
"no she isn't bobby"

by isabot0 October 20, 2021

Ur mom gay

A joke about how ur mom is gay.

Jake: Ur what?
Sophie: UR MOM GAY BRUH!!!!

by urmomgay2708 October 21, 2021