burning kids

jerking off into a candle (your sperm is a kid) (a candle has fire)

yo at our sleepover jeremy got dared to burn his kids. he was burning kids.

by definition man with definition October 13, 2019

Fuck your kids

Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.

Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2024

kid kirby

The kid kirby is the apex meat man , adaptive ,intelligent, and quick witted . Kid kirby uses his mental prowess to maneuver his victims into a verbal corner before effectively closing his victims. Use caution when engaging in bartering with the kid kirby as he will undoubtedly leave with all of your money

Shop manager : "what week we do about allof this thawed food!?"
Warehouse guy:" Give it to kid kirby he'll take care of it'

Customer"no thanks I just helped that kid kirby with for cases I'm stocked up

by Beastboykirbyz January 1, 2017

Pulling a insert name of some kid

When your playing games in class or watching youtube and a kid named blankyells really loudly why are you watching porn and the teacher looks at you with disappointment and says respect women

yelling something too loud

pulling a insert name of some kid
really loud

by thegreatestkidintheworld69543 May 8, 2018

Pencil kid

The Kid who eats the Yellow and Black Pencils in class

Person:"Bro stop your gonna get fcking sick!"
Pencil kid:"Well I haven't yet and Theyre good."

by Allmight2113 November 3, 2025

Nationial Kiss a Band Kid Day

Tell your friends and tell them to pucker up cause May 14 is Nationial Kiss a Band Kid day!

It's May 14th! That means it's nationial kiss a Band Kid day!

by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 16, 2025

Kid

Not Mike wheeler (stranger things fans will know what I mean)

“We’re not kids anymore, I mean what did you think? We were just gonna sit in my basement all day, play games for the rest of our lives”
- mike wheeler 1985

by Michael wheeler June 25, 2019