shittally tote-faced

End result of an all night drinking binge, which usually includes waking up next to an ugly woman, and/or a missing wallet.

"Dude, you were shittally tote-faced last night"

by grimly fiendish October 26, 2016

Gorilla Face Wash

When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.

"I'm about to cum"
"Oh yeah baby, give me a gorilla face wash"

by Wutthehill July 23, 2017

Ron on my Face

Having male ejaculate on your face.

"I woke up with some Ron on my face this morning."

by xmeddlerx June 8, 2018

haha ur face

An absolute terror of a comeback that destroys any argument with nuclear explosions, both hypothetical and real. The power level of this phrase trumps even that of the ancient "no u", for the opponent's opinion is left in limbo and their existence is made a lie. Use only in emergencies or when attempting to end a "no u" war.

Jeff: ur mom gay
Mike: no u
Jeff: no u
Mike: haha ur face
*Jeff explodes in an instant and is sent to hell, where Satan himself summons him and utters the phrase "ur family tree LGBT", causing Jeff's pain to multiply exponentially as he is spun in a circle as a bunch of gay people slap his ass and continue to pelt "ur mom gay" at him

by Fag Bag Frog April 14, 2018

resting moron face

A resting facial expression that makes a person appear to be a moron, and lacking common sense.

No, he's really not an idiot. He just suffers from resting moron face.

by Epic Dick May 22, 2018

resting derp face

A relaxed facial expression which perpetually holds an expression which can often be described as cute, awkward, and somewhat silly.

The word "derpy" is often used to describe such people.

Eric and Joe: Hi, Matt! :D

*Matt smiles awkwardly and gently waves as he passes them*

Eric: Aww, Matt's always so derpy all the time! I love that guy.

Joe: It's kind of his thing. He has resting derp face.

by akuwardmoments April 11, 2018

free smiley faces

fucking masterpieces of art. unfortunately, free-smiley(-faces).de is dead, so conservation efforts are ongoing. Consider checking out r/freesmiley for some good free smiley faces.

free smiley faces.de was a great website. It's sad to see it gone.

by chefanthony April 19, 2021