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leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.
"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"
by ThatGuy2016 December 15, 2011
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York Technical College

Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.

This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.

Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'
You: So what are you up to?

Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?

You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.

Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?

You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.

Old high school acquaintance: riiight...

You: Well I gotta go write a paper.

Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?

You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V
by Technically a Ninja January 2, 2012
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When Worlds Collide

When Worlds Collide is A FPS series That takes place during WW3 where America and Russia fight for world power. During the third game A X planet 1/4 the size of planet earth crashes into earth, This "X Planet" Has materials that can be used to make weapons mankind has never even imagined as described by: Ghost. During the 4th game Ghost enters a Nazi bunker with over 400 Nazi symbols causing the ban of When Worlds Collide. In the 10th game Aliens come to earth to get back their resources which were used to build weapons causing war. During the 16th game Ghost kills the alien race. 20th game Ghost Ends WW3, Ghost Stops Alien Invasion, Ghost Kills All World Powers, And Then Commits Suicide.
When Worlds Collide Was suppose to be the number 1 top selling game of 2013.
by Battery Inc. June 28, 2013
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Whack-off Collage

A collage of pictures you e thrown together in ms paint to fap to so that you don't have to scroll through pictures while you go at it.
"My clicker finger was getting tired of going through pics in my spank bank so I made a Whack-off Collage."
by E3rdrocket December 30, 2013
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fur coat collector

A man or woman that has eaten out many of hairy viginas
by Criven March 28, 2015
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Permanent Dust Collector

A sex toy you spent too much money on, that you didn't like after you tried, so it sits there collecting dust because you can't sell it.
"I wasted money on a permanent dust collector."
by Nygmobblepot December 14, 2015
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elizabeth renee collazo

A short beautifully tan girl with brown hair and hazel eyes. Her eyes are what people love the most their astonishing.
Elizabeth Renee Collazo

is so gorgeous and her eyes are astonishing.
by Shorty1234 March 3, 2016
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