charlie brown

Wake up needing to take a shit, then immediately have a Charlie horse in the back of your leg.

I had such a bad charlie brown this morning, I looked like the walking dead trying to get to the toilet.

by bigmason July 11, 2020

Gillian Brown

A super cool mix of nerdy and awesome that combines to make a fantastic person and a best friend.

Did you hear it’s Gillian Brown’s birthday?

by Bryenibunny July 14, 2020

Mr Brown is at the garden gate

In desperate need to defecate.

Got to go, Mr Brown is at the garden gate.

by The gong practitioner July 17, 2020

Brown truffle

A brown truffle is when you are walking along the beach and find a crap buried in the sand.

It can be from a dog or a human

Ohh crinkle bread I stepped on a brown truffle

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 30, 2020

Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020

Brown Bomber

The act of unloading a massive crap that is so massive and powerful the lining of your anus ripes and stretches like to the point of no return.

Hey Jeff sorry man I just laid a brown bomber in your your guest bathroom and did a DYI work on the walls and sink area .

by DESS NUTS September 1, 2020

Dirty Brown Washup

When you sit with your feet in the air, ass pointed directly up, and shit with such force the feces flies up in a parabola, landing on your own face.

Time to go give myself a quick Dirty Brown Washup.

by FugginAll7pmLong September 8, 2020